This. Man. Is. Terrifying.

Thanks to Amy for infecting me with the knowledge of this man’s existence.

He has a host of other videos, nearly all of which are just about as high up on the creepy scale.

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7 Comments

  1. April 29, 2009 at 8:24 pm | Permalink

    umm… you’re welcome.

  2. April 29, 2009 at 9:13 pm | Permalink

    What are we thanking you for? The nightmares that are sure to follow?

  3. April 29, 2009 at 9:51 pm | Permalink

    At least he’s a jovial creepy old man. Better than crotchety! ALSO, he is perplexed by the Scrubs song, which makes him whimsically creepy.

  4. April 29, 2009 at 9:53 pm | Permalink

    yeah that’ll haunt me for a while

  5. April 30, 2009 at 6:28 am | Permalink

    You’re welcome, America! (Wink!)

  6. April 30, 2009 at 10:45 am | Permalink

    This man probably has a loving family… who are terrified of him.

  7. April 30, 2009 at 1:00 pm | Permalink

    I used to think that two spiders having sex was the creepiest thing in the world. Congrats old man with a loving family that is terrified of you, you take the cake. God only knows what you do with that cake, or what you put in it, but you take it. Take it and never give it back.