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Fast Food Quest 7: My First Dip into KFC (well, for the FFQ)
September 3rd, 2010 at 9:40 am
man keith you are tough guy to please. i wouldn’t want to be the colonel right now… cause he’s dead.
Words of Wisdom from the Slam Papi
September 3rd, 2010 at 9:33 am
awesome interview/post cloud! we’re gonna put it on page one!! …of the website!
Hugs and Pullups Challenge: Accepted and Completed
September 2nd, 2010 at 9:43 am
you the man keith. you saw the challenge which appeared as a colossal mountain, climbed it and said “what? no snow monsters? weak.”
Sea Shanty for a Thursday
August 27th, 2010 at 1:17 pm
1st!
yo ho ho and a broken car
"Chicago Life (4 a white guy)" video
August 27th, 2010 at 11:01 am
you know what that video needed? more will smith points. incredible.
In Honor of Break-Up Week
August 23rd, 2010 at 4:24 pm
couldn’t have come out on a more appropriate week, if you ask me
Cookie Monster is an ASSHOLE.
August 19th, 2010 at 3:39 pm
why the fuck would a cookie be hiding? idiot! what a dick!
Ad-Horr-able History: Jack the Ripper
August 18th, 2010 at 5:42 pm
hahahahaha!
awesome.
Ad-Horr-able History: Jack the Ripper
August 18th, 2010 at 10:21 am
no leave him alone, he’s right.
its also true that the murders took place at times when Montague is supposedly playing cricket, or some other weird sport, and is scheduled for games the following morning of many murders. it also reasons to believe that the ripper probably lived in Whitechapel, which is why it was easy for him to kill those women, and montague lived several hours away, making it difficult to be at the place of each murder. he also didn’t have the same build as eye witness accounts of the ripper.
of course its hard to put ALL the facts into one post but i put in as much as i could….for the children.
Thanks for the history talk! i love being scolded about who is a bigger nerd. And on the internet….who knew?
Ad-Horr-able History: Jack the Ripper
August 17th, 2010 at 4:24 pm
don’t you mean DEAD-ucational?
In lieu of a timely podcast, here are some Will Smith haiku.
August 16th, 2010 at 1:37 pm
this post has everything. the end.
Are You a Monster? Here Are Some Tell-Tale Signs
August 16th, 2010 at 10:28 am
nothing like a good ol’ fashion book burning to liven up the spirits on a monday morning. 1st prize!
Geordi La Forge would be an obnoxious neighbor
August 11th, 2010 at 9:46 am
that got sure does looking at infrared boners.
Lollapalooza Bingo
August 9th, 2010 at 10:28 am
holy shit i won!
Hollywood has CGI RECYCLED CARTOON FEVER!!!
August 4th, 2010 at 4:51 pm
looks like someone discovered the majesty of gifs
Artist Spotlight: Claymore Productions
August 3rd, 2010 at 3:12 pm
One time i lost my keys and claymore broke my door down. When i turned to thank them they started pelting me with antique Silver Dollars. those Silver Dollars sold for a thousand dollars a piece. Thank you Claymore!
The ULTIMATE Twilight Question.
July 30th, 2010 at 5:01 pm
this is quite possibly the stupidest and gayest debate i have ever had the misfortune of reading about.
team jacob’s dick.
This was found posted on Keith's Youtube Account
July 30th, 2010 at 10:39 am
i didn’t watch the end of this video cuz i had errands, what did i miss?
Artist Spotlight: The Katydids
July 28th, 2010 at 12:53 pm
who knew the name caitlin/kaitlin/caitlyn/kate/cate/katie/catie/katy/caty were the precursor for funny ladies!
Gypsies Who Are Impossible To Hate
July 26th, 2010 at 3:01 pm
LOLZ! good work gyppo! i, myself, am not italian but i can see because my last name ends in a vowel you would have made such a racist assumption. try to be more careful next time.
i know its hard typing accurate racial slurs with your dirty long gypsy finger nails. its not your fault, you can’t help the way you were hatched. i would explain more but i’m sure you are just about to get kicked out of the internet cafe that you think is your home because you marked it with your urine.
in the meantime i hope that your thieving ways prove fruitful to you until you find an appropriate settlement for you and your hive. be sure that when your litter is born, let the pups know that just because they were born gypsy doesn’t mean they’re not sensitive. oh and do try not to eat all of them cuz dewre widdle feewings cud be huwrt.
Gypsies Who Are Impossible To Hate
July 26th, 2010 at 10:22 am
two gypsies walk into a bar. Bartender says “what will it be?” and the gypsies pretend to get injured in an attempt to extort money from the established business by threatening legal action.
Q: what did the gypsy do when she threw her baby at the tourist?
A: stole his money…because that was they do. they’re nomadic thieves
Q:how many gypsies does it take to screw in a light bulb?
A:gypsies smell like goat cheese
Gypsies Who Are Impossible To Hate
July 26th, 2010 at 9:46 am
i didn’t know gypsies had time to access the internet, what with all the baby-throwing and “gypsy flopping” they were doing. but i guess when you can’t get money from panhandling you can try to get sympathy. gypsies have big ears. LuhLLzz!!!
Octavarius musical weekly recap. a week late.
July 20th, 2010 at 7:56 pm
this. post. is. awesome.
Cleverbot is just as big of a loser as I am
July 15th, 2010 at 12:04 am
oh cleverbot you still got it
I'm sorry.
July 13th, 2010 at 9:53 am
you just got “disturbing will smith points” on me. well done?