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Name: LP
Member since: 2009-04-06 03:44:31
Website URL: http://www.octavarius.com
About me: I'm a bad person.

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  1. The internet does an abysmal job of helping me realize my fears

    What in god’s name…

  2. LeBron James: Quit Playing Basketball and join our group

    I got a good feeling about this one guys.

    Oh, and…FIRST! gotyou!

  3. How I Would Handle the Apocalypse

    Touch iBar is probably the reason for the rapture in the first place.

  4. Holy Shit! LP owns swords!

    Dude, you have no idea.

  5. What If Octavarius Was Around in 1996?

    I remember my first Geocities web pages were all about Nirvana and Rage Against the Machine. Then I grew a pair and wrote that HTML shit myself. Now I have trouble reading and writing basic engrish.

  6. Dueling: A Gentleman's Guide to Shooting Someone

    “Damn it feels good to be a Gentlemen” is the best line ever. Also, I can’t tell if “Wigglyville Park” is a typo or a slam on the cubs.

  7. I'm gently annoying Tim Meadows.

    Most people would say that these are the first signs of stalker behaviour. I say it’s pizza time for Keith and Tim Meadows.

  8. Video: Ethics on the Campaign Trail

    Those “red outs” get me every time.

  9. My friend Karl is better than your friend Karl

    My friend Karl warrants a picture of bears riding horses. Your friend Karl warrants a picture of Jud Buechler riding the bench.

  10. Damn, girl, look at our birthday cake!

    All the good times this past year has made my jaw NOMb from smiling.

  11. Horse

    Fuckin…wow.

  12. Rush Limbaugh to Leave America, Disappointing the Fat Supervillains of the World

    This is great! I especially liked the parts about comic books!

  13. Our lives have been forever changed

    He. Is. A. Genius.

  14. Podcast: Can we please finally address the sensitive subject of curling?

    That girl has a tongue ring. I want to go to there.

  15. Why royalty should date me, instead of Anakin Skywalker

    This might be my favorite post ever.

  16. My Perfect Man

    It’s because he doesn’t have the star of David guiding him, Tinz.

  17. You're a wizard, Harry.

    This one rules. The Up one is pretty great too.

  18. Guess what, sudoku? Genocide still isn't funny.

    I am a rage of conflicting emotions Tinz. Wow. Very powerful.

  19. Rorschach the Cable Guy

    Robin, go easy on Robin…Robin doesn’t know any better.

  20. Bears Vs. Vikings Fan Fiction

    “It was time.” ha! This is awesome. The jetpacks look great too.

  21. Dear "Cat" In The Hat

    Took the words right out of my mouth Castrellvi. As my grandpa always said: “If you wanna be funny…make Blue Streak references.”

  22. "Wear Your Party Hat" Octavarius' first music video is live!

    Mario Speedwagon steals the show in this

  23. Today's word of the day... skank?

    Molly Pumpersnoodle Mark? Genius.

  24. Animated Will Smith Picks NFL Week 13!

    Yeah, he played himself right?

  25. Yeah, HuffPost went there. Even if 'there' might be racist.

    I have such an awkward boner for this.