Any straight, adult guy who thinks he’s going to see actual nudity playing strip poker should probably be pretty happy that he’s in a social situation with women at all.
This is amazing. Although I think watching for the entire length of the album might be the bleakest possible way to spend one’s television watching time. I still might do it.
If I were making a pizza-tini, I would use bacon-infused vodka shaken with tomato juice or v-8, with a pearl onion, olive, and pepperoni spear, and a parmesan rim on the glass. And even if I made it, I would never, never drink it.
I am so torn. I love Marc, don’t know Tinz (but I’m sure he’s lovely). But I am FROM VIRGINIA, and all I’ve seen of Canada is Niagara Falls and the accompanying horror-themed wax museums. This is a complicated equation and I don’t know upon which side my loyalty should fall. By the way, the equation looks like this:
You read A Brief History of Time in elementary school?! I might feel inadequate, except that right now doing some pretty sciency stuff myself – I’m in a hotel room watching The Land Before Time, one of the most sensical, accurate, and heartwarming animated musicals about prehistoric earth and reptile-on-reptile violence.
2.) I am sorta wondering what it says about me that I actually FAST FORWARDED THROUGH the party where the farmer started (professionally, and I’m sure with good grace) giving the business to that lady pig. I am seriously un-prudish but that just made me overtly uncomfortable. I guess this is one hang-up that I will let stand.
I often enjoy modern art for the colors & shapes & weird imagery. But I’d probably enjoy it more if the artists were all, “I like purple and black together so I did this” or “circles are boss” or “I made this based on a fucked up dream I had a couple nights ago.” Otherwise it turns into incoherent middle school diorama, a la Mr. Gober. On the other hand, wacky and hilarious mocking would be less possible with less pretentious artists.
PS my favorite part of this story was Little Marc, who I assime already had a hearty beard and knew what “fusion” meant at age 7.
I can’t form many complex thoughts right now, after being exposed to Keyboard Cat for the first time. All I know is that my cat, Baxter, better thank his lucky stars we don’t have a casio keyboard and a blue, cat-sized karate uniform. If we did, I would have already started churning out Karate Cat Covers.
MST3K is a killer idea – it’s fun AND it’s a test. As a lady, I think good movies are better for dates than crappy ones. If you purposefully put on a bad movie so as to encourage boredom-related nookie, you risk the double disappointment of 1) no nookie b/c your date thinks you just love the Matrix Reloaded and 2) having to watch an entire bad movie. Whereas, if you get “distracted” in the middle of a good movie, you can always watch it later!
“Mood Movies” are good choices. Some: Beautiful Girls, High Fidelity, Lars & the Real Girl, Be Kind Rewind, Y Tu Mama Tambien.
Movies i refuse to suspend my disbelief for
October 6th, 2009 at 3:52 pmSame. These movies all piss me off.
The truth about strip poker
August 14th, 2009 at 7:16 pmhahahaha.
Any straight, adult guy who thinks he’s going to see actual nudity playing strip poker should probably be pretty happy that he’s in a social situation with women at all.
I am a genius: Another Brick In the WALL-E
July 22nd, 2009 at 4:13 pmThis is amazing. Although I think watching for the entire length of the album might be the bleakest possible way to spend one’s television watching time. I still might do it.
T-Shirt that helps you turn zombie
July 21st, 2009 at 3:54 pmI don’t personally think anyone but Greggie G. should be allowed to have this. Because he will definitely wear it like it should be worn.
The Pizza-tini: a drink I tried so you don't have to
July 8th, 2009 at 10:19 amIf I were making a pizza-tini, I would use bacon-infused vodka shaken with tomato juice or v-8, with a pearl onion, olive, and pepperoni spear, and a parmesan rim on the glass. And even if I made it, I would never, never drink it.
Finally, after all my years of begging, someone made the male equivalent of the padded bra
July 3rd, 2009 at 12:55 pmThe only thing that darkens the sunshiney day of the image of you in a Ript Undershirt is thinking about the b-school douchebags who invented it.
Drinking Pepsi Throwback is like having sex with an alien
June 30th, 2009 at 5:08 pmWhere did you find it?! I’ve been looking for it everywhere and by everywhere I mean my local Walgreen’s every day.
Virginia is for lovers... of lameness
June 13th, 2009 at 11:09 amUgh, octavarius’s comment function totally effed up my equation! I guess it’s just unanswerable.
Virginia is for lovers... of lameness
June 13th, 2009 at 11:06 amI am so torn. I love Marc, don’t know Tinz (but I’m sure he’s lovely). But I am FROM VIRGINIA, and all I’ve seen of Canada is Niagara Falls and the accompanying horror-themed wax museums. This is a complicated equation and I don’t know upon which side my loyalty should fall. By the way, the equation looks like this:
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Little help??? Math majors?
Take a whirlwind ride through history
June 3rd, 2009 at 11:37 amI think it was the Sassanid/Caliphate/Seljuk years that my schooling really ignored. Off to find out why!!!
Anatomy of a Black Hole
May 29th, 2009 at 11:42 amThat’s really…fucking cool.
You read A Brief History of Time in elementary school?! I might feel inadequate, except that right now doing some pretty sciency stuff myself – I’m in a hotel room watching The Land Before Time, one of the most sensical, accurate, and heartwarming animated musicals about prehistoric earth and reptile-on-reptile violence.
Keyboard Cat plays off Racism
May 28th, 2009 at 2:26 pmI believe NO cats truck with racism or sub-par imitations. That’s why this guy refused to play along. He stands with Keyboard Cat.
10 things you didn't know about orgasm - video from TED
May 28th, 2009 at 1:30 am1.) ha ha ha ha. Marc. Good call.
2.) I am sorta wondering what it says about me that I actually FAST FORWARDED THROUGH the party where the farmer started (professionally, and I’m sure with good grace) giving the business to that lady pig. I am seriously un-prudish but that just made me overtly uncomfortable. I guess this is one hang-up that I will let stand.
Patrick Stewart sings the alphabet
May 26th, 2009 at 1:55 pmThis is why I would have f’ed the s out of him if I’d been old enough while he was still young enough.
Art Institute Modern Wing: Good signs for modern art
May 26th, 2009 at 9:10 amI often enjoy modern art for the colors & shapes & weird imagery. But I’d probably enjoy it more if the artists were all, “I like purple and black together so I did this” or “circles are boss” or “I made this based on a fucked up dream I had a couple nights ago.” Otherwise it turns into incoherent middle school diorama, a la Mr. Gober. On the other hand, wacky and hilarious mocking would be less possible with less pretentious artists.
PS my favorite part of this story was Little Marc, who I assime already had a hearty beard and knew what “fusion” meant at age 7.
Play em' off Keyboard Cat
May 21st, 2009 at 12:15 amI mean Keyboard Cat Covers! Seriously, though, what he’s wearing is a huge part of why I can’t stop watching this (possibly ever)
Play em' off Keyboard Cat
May 21st, 2009 at 12:11 amI can’t form many complex thoughts right now, after being exposed to Keyboard Cat for the first time. All I know is that my cat, Baxter, better thank his lucky stars we don’t have a casio keyboard and a blue, cat-sized karate uniform. If we did, I would have already started churning out Karate Cat Covers.
What is the best date movie?
May 18th, 2009 at 2:52 pmMST3K is a killer idea – it’s fun AND it’s a test. As a lady, I think good movies are better for dates than crappy ones. If you purposefully put on a bad movie so as to encourage boredom-related nookie, you risk the double disappointment of 1) no nookie b/c your date thinks you just love the Matrix Reloaded and 2) having to watch an entire bad movie. Whereas, if you get “distracted” in the middle of a good movie, you can always watch it later!
“Mood Movies” are good choices. Some: Beautiful Girls, High Fidelity, Lars & the Real Girl, Be Kind Rewind, Y Tu Mama Tambien.