I’ve never had the Mac and Cheese taste THAT terrible, but from your photo, I can only assume they gave you a bowl of orange-colored garbage. I love this series! Keep it up
There’s something about seeing a picture of a Sesame Street monster with the phrase “You’re a fucking monster” under it that just makes me laugh. Oh and… FIRST!
I’m surprised about the mayo. I know that McDonald’s prevents this problem by providing its employees with special condiment “guns” that let out just the right amount of condiment in a certain pattern on the sandwich so that it is spread evenly.
Something tells me that Team Jacob Dick can’t lose to Team Edward Dick. If this were a competition between their ability to stare deeply into our eyes and feel our feelings, then Edward might have an edge. But when it comes to Dick Teams, I think Jacob has the win.
I don’t know who created CleverBot, but they are geniuses. This thing is going to become so close to human that people will have serious trouble telling the difference.
Man! I would love to hang out with the real Danny Tamberelli. Shame he didn’t respond to you. But you made fake Danny pretty cool, and I’ll just go on pretending that he’s still cool and that his laughs sound like “HAR HAR HAR!”
I can’t believe that I doubted Castellvi even for a second. The man has citations of actual research projects to prove that your cat will eat you! Oh and…. FIRST!!!!
Ellen Page, Leave me alone!
September 5th, 2010 at 5:24 pmOf course!
Fast Food Quest 7: My First Dip into KFC (well, for the FFQ)
September 3rd, 2010 at 2:45 pmI’ve never had the Mac and Cheese taste THAT terrible, but from your photo, I can only assume they gave you a bowl of orange-colored garbage. I love this series! Keep it up
Words of Wisdom from the Slam Papi
September 3rd, 2010 at 2:43 pmIt totally was. We just got Will Smith Points’d by the guy that invented Slam Poetry. He wins yet again.
Hugs and Pullups Challenge: Accepted and Completed
September 2nd, 2010 at 10:44 amNice.
"Chicago Life (4 a white guy)" video
August 27th, 2010 at 1:27 pmFucking awesome.
Fast Food Quest 4: What have I gotten myself into?
August 23rd, 2010 at 4:23 pmThat milkshake barely looks real. Ughh
Are You a Monster? Here Are Some Tell-Tale Signs
August 14th, 2010 at 9:18 amThere’s something about seeing a picture of a Sesame Street monster with the phrase “You’re a fucking monster” under it that just makes me laugh. Oh and… FIRST!
Fast Food Quest 1 - BK Chicken Crisp Sandwich.
August 14th, 2010 at 9:16 amI’m surprised about the mayo. I know that McDonald’s prevents this problem by providing its employees with special condiment “guns” that let out just the right amount of condiment in a certain pattern on the sandwich so that it is spread evenly.
Joseph Gordon Levitt, It's Pizza Time!
August 13th, 2010 at 11:32 amThis is wonderful.
Another video has shown up on Keith's youtube account
August 1st, 2010 at 2:54 pmI can’t wait for people to start chanting for Castellvi’s death at our shows.
"You Gotta Be Fucking Kidding Me...."
July 30th, 2010 at 3:09 pmThis shit is hilarious. First.
The ULTIMATE Twilight Question.
July 28th, 2010 at 11:18 amSomething tells me that Team Jacob Dick can’t lose to Team Edward Dick. If this were a competition between their ability to stare deeply into our eyes and feel our feelings, then Edward might have an edge. But when it comes to Dick Teams, I think Jacob has the win.
Cleverbot is just as big of a loser as I am
July 20th, 2010 at 4:22 pmI don’t know who created CleverBot, but they are geniuses. This thing is going to become so close to human that people will have serious trouble telling the difference.
Toy Story 3: Communist Pixar Hates Our Freedom
July 20th, 2010 at 1:12 pmDude, it’s a joke. We’re a comedy website. He’s joking.
This is funnier if you're drunk and alone and not thinking about Kevin from the Backstreet Boys
July 6th, 2010 at 6:31 pmIt’s the most depressing video I’ve seen in the longest time.
Danny Tamberelli Stood Me Up. Well, Sort of...
June 30th, 2010 at 4:22 pmMan! I would love to hang out with the real Danny Tamberelli. Shame he didn’t respond to you. But you made fake Danny pretty cool, and I’ll just go on pretending that he’s still cool and that his laughs sound like “HAR HAR HAR!”
Oh and…. FIRST!
Nerd Weddings: Awesome or Awful?
June 25th, 2010 at 1:15 pmThis is awesome. I’m sure there must be a good way to do a Star Trek wedding. But those Klingons are just wrong on so many levels.
"Lost" a Bet: Part I
June 15th, 2010 at 8:01 pmI am so glad that this has been shared with the world. I hope I can be there when you get that steak.
The Chicago Blackhawks Parade
June 13th, 2010 at 5:41 pmHooray!
Mermaid vs. Human
June 10th, 2010 at 1:25 pmI’m glad that you decided that it was better to be a human than a mermaid because humans can kick small things that deserve it.
Cloud's Secret Lady Crush
May 21st, 2010 at 11:36 amShe is VERY close to the female Tony Perkis. I can’t wait to get Perkis-ized!
Video: Things Are Different With Bananas part 4
May 19th, 2010 at 4:13 pmLP’s face is priceless.
Elephants are Scared of Mice. Don't Let Matt Castellvi Lie to You
May 14th, 2010 at 11:43 pmEmily, Castellvi will fight me on this until he dies. This is beyond human relationships now
Elephants are Scared of Mice. Don't Let Matt Castellvi Lie to You
May 14th, 2010 at 1:16 pmI love that this has gone as far as it has. But I do fear that Castellvi will abduct me and transport me to Africa to prove his point.
Cats: Just waiting for you to Die
May 11th, 2010 at 6:59 pmI can’t believe that I doubted Castellvi even for a second. The man has citations of actual research projects to prove that your cat will eat you! Oh and…. FIRST!!!!