I’ve had the mac and cheese before. By no stretch of the imagination is it great macaroni and cheese, but I don’t remember them being THAT awful. You might have gotten the bottom of the pot scrapin’s.
Maybe so. But this IS a post on the blog of a group of young comedians who are not and never claim to be historians or archivists of any kind. Also, as comedians, anything we say or claim needs to be taken with a big ol’ grain of salt. Once we get the funds and get to do this as a primary source of income, I promise we’ll hire a crack research team.
Until then, anyone hoping to cite us as a reliable source is going to be disappointed by the grades that they get back on their high school essays.
I’d paint Zeus on the back if I had any real talent with a paintbrush. It’d probably end up looking like a grade-school art project that Mom would keep on the fridge for a week to be nice about it.
What confuses me the most: these are all Taco Bell cups, and they all appear to be the same size, but the driver prefers completely disabling his back seat to stacking the cups.
But I guess if he cared that much he probably would have just thrown them out.
Fast Food Quest 7: My First Dip into KFC (well, for the FFQ)
September 3rd, 2010 at 1:17 pmI’ve had the mac and cheese before. By no stretch of the imagination is it great macaroni and cheese, but I don’t remember them being THAT awful. You might have gotten the bottom of the pot scrapin’s.
Hugs and Pullups Challenge: Accepted and Completed
September 2nd, 2010 at 9:17 amPhenomenal job, Keith. Also, Why did you take a picture like that in our bathroom?
Ad-Horr-able History: Jack the Ripper
August 18th, 2010 at 3:06 pmWell…no, though. No we don’t. Not really.
Ad-Horr-able History: Jack the Ripper
August 18th, 2010 at 10:49 amNice comeback, NERD!
Ad-Horr-able History: Jack the Ripper
August 18th, 2010 at 8:57 amMaybe so. But this IS a post on the blog of a group of young comedians who are not and never claim to be historians or archivists of any kind. Also, as comedians, anything we say or claim needs to be taken with a big ol’ grain of salt. Once we get the funds and get to do this as a primary source of income, I promise we’ll hire a crack research team.
Until then, anyone hoping to cite us as a reliable source is going to be disappointed by the grades that they get back on their high school essays.
Ad-Horr-able History: Jack the Ripper
August 17th, 2010 at 3:49 pmThat story was ad-HORR-able!
Fast Food Quest
August 12th, 2010 at 10:52 amIf you’re feeling REALLY adventurous, you can keep a running total of the calories! Hooray!
Lollapalooza Bingo
August 9th, 2010 at 10:53 amYou got a bingo? I was one off about 4 different ways.
"Too Many Tags"
August 5th, 2010 at 4:19 pmThat is WAY too many tags. #that #is #way #too #many #tags #octavarius #octavariustime
Hollywood has CGI RECYCLED CARTOON FEVER!!!
August 5th, 2010 at 10:07 amI can’t wait to start using awful animated GIFs in nearly every post from now on.
Double Rainbow Madness
July 29th, 2010 at 8:51 amSo many rainbow videos. Oh my god. Ohhhhh my god.
The ULTIMATE Twilight Question.
July 29th, 2010 at 8:48 amTeam Jacob Dick is currently in the lead, but it’s still anybody’s dick’s game! Keep the votes coming!
Hong Kong Daily Show-esque Program Mocks 3D Sarah Palin
July 26th, 2010 at 1:15 pmThis is the best movie the Sims have ever made.
Thanks to You, Octavarius is the #2 Improv Group!
June 24th, 2010 at 10:45 amThank you for the support, CWo!
Podcast: SpAaAaAaAaAce!
May 25th, 2010 at 12:21 pmRJ, the picture you made for this post is outrageous.
Cloud's Secret Lady Crush
May 21st, 2010 at 9:44 amThis woman is terrifying. Very likely descended from demons.
What If Octavarius Was Around in 1996?
April 29th, 2010 at 1:34 pmThis hurts my brain so much. Did all of brains hurt like this in 1996?
Cartoon: Commie Obama Riding a Raptor
April 27th, 2010 at 1:21 pm“The fortune teller was right!”
How To Ruin A Mandolin
April 16th, 2010 at 2:13 pmI’d paint Zeus on the back if I had any real talent with a paintbrush. It’d probably end up looking like a grade-school art project that Mom would keep on the fridge for a week to be nice about it.
Pump Up Music Playlists
April 14th, 2010 at 10:42 amI like that you included Sigur Ros in your playlist. Not something I’d normally associate with getting pumped, but it works.
Tinz Is Doubling Down: Part 2
April 8th, 2010 at 11:08 amGlad my sadness and frustration can entertain the world.
*sigh* I told you guys, I didn't want you to make a big deal about this.
April 2nd, 2010 at 2:21 pmWhat exactly is the cat wearing?
My friend Karl is better than your friend Karl
March 30th, 2010 at 3:40 pmI just saw that the kid on Darth Vader’s lap also has a cast on his leg. Color me heartless, but that picture just got funnier to me.
My friend Karl is better than your friend Karl
March 29th, 2010 at 11:13 amDammit, Karl…please tell me you’re the Bad Karl.
How thirsty is too thirsty?
March 24th, 2010 at 3:27 pmWhat confuses me the most: these are all Taco Bell cups, and they all appear to be the same size, but the driver prefers completely disabling his back seat to stacking the cups.
But I guess if he cared that much he probably would have just thrown them out.