Blog Posts - We all have busy lives, and with distractions like Facebook, iPads, and Twitter, who has time these days to read a book as enormous as the Bible? Have no fear, friends! It just so happens that I purchased a brand...
Helmets Off, Sexy On: Chicago Baseball Playas
Blog Posts - There has been a lot of trash talkin’ on the Octavarius website this week, leading up to our Crosstown Classic themed show this Sunday. I would like to look past the ancient hatin’ between Cubs and Sox fans, and focus...
Humpdancing: A Mystery Solved
Blog Posts - As mentioned in this week’s podcast, it seems as if prom and school dances give teenagers the okay to get their dirty dancing on and let out a whole lot of sexual aggression. Humpdancing occurs seemingly with no cause, when...
Helmets Off, Sexy On: Most Do-able Chicago Bears
Blog Posts - This week, Chicago is all a-bustle in anticipation of Sunday’s NFC title game against the Packers. In our latest podcast, we touched on how girls usually don’t know all the in’s and out’s of football, and guys don’t like to...
Pretty Much Legal Ways to Enjoy the Holidays for FREE!
Blog Posts - It’s fun being poor in Chicago, especially during the holidays! So far, I’ve prepared for Santa’s big debut by vacating the merry Dollar Tree, seeing the lights of Magnificent Mile, and listening to Christmas tunes all the day long. If...
Slappy Cup: No Longer a Myth
Blog Posts - In our latest podcast, I was questioned about my new favorite drinking game, Slappy Cup. My brother taught me this epic and wonderful game on Halloween, and I have been itching to play it again ever since. This game is...
In Honor of Bread
Blog Posts - Mmm, the week before Thanksgiving! I don’t know about you, but I am looking forward to many delicious carbs on this festive day. I plan on eating buttery croissants, pumpkin tarts, and many other scrumptious baked goods. I am a...
Best Songs to Sing in the Shower
Blog Posts - Singing in the shower relieves stress, lowers your heart rate, and is just plain old fun! If you don’t do it already, don’t worry. I will assist you in having the optimal shower-singing experience. I have gone through many an...
A Moo-ving Experience at ISU
Blog Posts - On this date, exactly one year ago, I was a cow. Milky White the cow to be exact! In the musical Into the Woods, Milky White is Jack’s beloved cow that is sold, bought back, dies on stage, comes back...
It’s That Time of Year…
Blog Posts - Hello friends! With Halloween just around the corner, I thought I’d share my favorite video of the season with you. If you haven’t seen this before, you are in for a spooky treat!! What you are about to see needs...
