Yes they do.
This is a video of me forcing gently coaxing a baby into saying my stupid nickname.
I win.
Drink much LP?
in Articles, Gross Week at April 8, 2010 – 2:23 pm
…sure do, LP!
Recently, after a night of heavy conservative alcohol abuse, I wound up at Chicago’s famous* Diner Grill with some friends. At said diner, there’s a bit of a challenge to all patrons…
Finish a slinger and we’ll give you a piece of paper.
Fuck you Diner Grill. No 24/7 restaurant is going to issue me a pointless challenge, especially when I’m all hopped up on fighting Irish whiskey.
First, let’s take a step back and discuss what a slinger is.
- Take 2 hamburger patties and fry them to what I hope is medium
- Add 2 slices of cheese to each
- Layer with a crap-ton of hashbrowns
- I believe the 2 sunny side up eggs come next
- Smother in chili
That was inside me. Then I pooped it.
Now, in hindsight, I doubt it’s the amount of food that’s the challenge. It’s the testing of the whole “my body is a temple, but I’m allowing a deadly combination of shit into it” thing. Oof. Well, with the poison running through our system, we got a little nuts. Some food was fought with and some Hank Williams** was played on the juke box. Below is video evidence, in which I drunkenly plug Octavarius.com even though it was going on the site anyway. Hope you guys visit Octavarius.com after you check this post out! Derr!
*it’s not that famous
**more than likely was Lady Gaga
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Broke in Chicago?
in Articles at March 9, 2010 – 6:05 pm
…of course you are. Who isn’t? We at Octavarius are all pretty cheap and try and find the most frugal ways to have fun, but boy these times are bonerrific tough. Even our Mayor Daley has to work through his birthday.
I know how you feel buddy. I'm a mayor as well...on 4Square.
Fear not citizens, for there’s hope for us all! Our friends over at BrokeHipster.com have been working so hard to find you what’s free and cheap in Chicago. Everyday! Whoa! From free coffee and free open mics with cheap drink specials, to $1 taco deals!
Yup. 100 tacos for $100.
Everyday at BrokeHipster.com is something different and fun, just like here at Octavarius. So go check them out, unless you hate fun. But how can you hate free fun? Especially when fun is everywhere. Wink!
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Rube Goldberg take 5b and Finale!
A while ago, without any explanation, I posted a pretty blank post about our silly attempt at a Rube Goldberg device. After some time (an hour or two) I forgot all about the other silly, more adventurous attempts. I posted takes 2 and 3 and takes 4 and 5a a few days ago, so check [...]
Rube Goldberg take 4 and 5a
A while ago, without any explanation, I posted a pretty blank post about our silly attempt at a Rube Goldberg device. After some time (an hour or two) I forgot all about the other silly, more adventurous attempts. I posted takes 2 and 3 a few days ago, so check those out too. Here is [...]
SET EYAH!
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Remember Jason David Frank? No? How about the name Tommy Oliver, that mean anything to you? No? Well I DO remember and IT MEANS EVERYTHING TO ME.
Ahem. Sorry for caps lock yelling.
It’s just that those names are important. They remind us of an always fierce gaze that would put fear into the hearts of the [...]
Rube Goldberg take 2 and 3(s)
A while ago, without any explanation, I posted a pretty blank post about our silly attempt at a Rube Goldberg device. After some time (an hour or two) I forgot all about the other silly, more adventurous attempts. Here are some more!
SCIENCE!
Bangarang!
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I found this incredible joygasm-inducing video while perusing Friends With Benefits. If you like Hook as much as we do here at Octavarius, then you’re welcome. Enjoy!
Hook gone bananas!
Jon’s had enough.
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Hi, I’m LP and I love Garfield, but I’ve always been sad that Jon could never get his shit together. Well, this comic I’m linking to below finally solves that little issue. Enjoy!
http://i.imgur.com/94719.gif
Well, it’s not quite a mop…
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…and it’s not quite a puppet. But man, when they get together…
Hi, I’m LP and I bet you like muppets. I’m also guessing you LOVE Bohemian Rhapsody.
http://www.thrfeed.com/2009/11/muppets-perform-bohemian-rhapsody-video.html
You’re welcome.
