Blog Posts - Bored at work, on a Sunday, watching a bootleg copy of Inception on my iphone… Arthur: How do you translate a business strategy into an emotion? Cobb: Thats what we are hear to figure out. Robert’s relationship with his father...
Ellen Page, Leave me alone!
Blog Posts - Look Ellen Page, I know you are reading this, and I am sorry. It’s not you…its me. I told you in that chat room that we can longer date.
Anyone want to date a Russian?
Blog Posts - Sure, some of you read The New York Times, and some of you read The Red Eye…. But you know what I read to get my day started? SPAM! Every morning I walk into work, turn on my computer and...
Oh…..no….
Blog Posts - OW! SHIT! fuck! My eye! I am in so much pain….there is blood everywhere…I have a sword in my scrotum. Iefnkl neend I need someosme blarrrghhhhhhhhh! i need some one to help mehhh….good lord…. there is a finger lying on...
Holy Shit! LP owns swords!
Blog Posts - People of America! I finally got internet, so I am able to connect to all of your hearts via the invasion of Octavarius! Now, check it out! I am currently 3 feet away from LP (in our new apartment-or should...
Regarding your services on the day after St. Patrick’s day
Blog Posts - Dear Daylight Savings: I must inform you that after 47 work quality counseling sessions with company management and 67 written warning letters about your poor work quality, there has not been an acceptable improvement evident in your work. As we...
Regarding your services in Chicago
Blog Posts - Dear Chicago Winter: I must inform you that after 47 work quality counseling sessions with company management and 67 written warning letters about your poor work quality, there has not been an acceptable improvement evident in your work. As we...
Hmm…I could sure eat some…Bwo??
Blog Posts - Title of post might be somewhat sexy. Whenever I am bored, I imagine what my friends would look like in ridiculous animal/food costumes. Today’s selection is Bwo as a carrot. Enjoy!
New James Bond Villian
Blog Posts - So, Sam Mendes will be directing the next Bond film. AWESOME!! But who will play the villian? We, the audience, need a classic villian bent on world domination. I present to you, Mr. Mendes, your next Bond villian! RUSSIAN TINZ...
Why royalty should date me, instead of Anakin Skywalker
Blog Posts - Ladies, its me, M-I-K-U-L-A +! I was watching Attack of the Clones the other day, and SMACK it hit me, this burning question, why is Queen Amidala dating Anakin Skywalker!? Queen, I present to you, the top reasons why you...
