Never.
Under any circumstances.
Sing Enrique Iglesias’s “Escape” to a random girl at a bar.
Never.
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I hate Nova Scotia
in Articles at December 16, 2009 – 12:26 pm
I am not gonna lie to you, peeps…but I hate Nova Scotia. I was thinking about fish on my morning commute and it occured to me that I HATE THIS PLACE!!!
Who is this loss?
I mean look at this island! Its about the size of my index finger! I mean, how could something the size of my index finger expect to have respect?
Nova Scotia's trump tower? More like stump tower!
What gives Nova Scotia the right to think it can have a light house? Are they really expecting visitors? This is really the tower of shame for a shameful little island.
Nova Scotians are sharks!!!
Upon google-imaging Nova Scotia, this picture was the third to come up. Thus, I can safely assume that all Nova Scotians (hereby known as Scotums) are all sharks! These flesh eating citizens demand my respect, to which I retun to them…. my middle finger.
Peace!
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Dear Titanic: I am sorry
in Articles at December 9, 2009 – 12:40 pm
It has come to my attention that I have made one too many Titanic jokes in my time on this Earth. Karma slapped my balls last night when the pipe beneath my kitchen sink burst leaking freezing cold water into my room. That plus the fact that my drain in my shower does not drain water, has haunted my senseless humor of the Titanic.
Captain Smith, I am sorry that your dick wasnt big enough so you had to speed the ship into an ice wall.
I have made a video tribute to these people.
First, play this song.
While watching this video with the volume turned down
I am still alive!!!!! Viva la resistance de Grenada!!
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Multimedia Off pt 3! (you will burn Bwo)
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This is a response to Bwo’s post Multimedia off Pt 2
Press play on this video….and then scroll down and watch the second video (with the sound off)
David Graulls? I have found you!
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So, back in college, there was this kid named David Graulls that seemed to hate a bunch of us improvisors (he really disliked me)…and I have always asked myself, “What ever happened to him.”
I think I now know.
Halloween Sex – w4m
Date: 2009-11-02, 5:11PM CST
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We had sex on Halloween and [...]
Check that one off the list
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Last night after I saw Tinz’s 4B show (where he rocked the heavens!) I walked back to my apartment. I played some video games, and then decided it was time to nightly medicine of nicotine. So, I walk outside and light up my cigarette. One puff in, I feel myself falling and with in a [...]
That post-Olympic show we had scheduled for 2016 is cancelled
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Sorry folks….we had planned to play at the United Center with the Korean Gymnastics Team, but it will be a no go.
We might be playing in Madrid.
