In honor of Octavarius: Dungeons & Drag Queens this Sunday, June 24 at 7pm at ComedySportz, we’re creating each other as Dungeons & Drag Queens characters.

Race: fire elf

Class: Jewish Priestess

Strength: 8

Dexterity: 10

Constitution: 13

Intelligence: 18

Wisdom: 16

Charisma: 8

Items:cloak of disguise- hides the fact that she has a beard with a +3

Mace of jewishness: 1d8 damage +2.  with each successful strike, gain the chance to haggle more damage.

Spells: Detect boners- reveals creatures, spells, or objects’ boners with in a 25 foot radius

Protection against bitches- protects party against smack talking bitches for 1d8 rounds