In honor of Octavarius: Dungeons & Drag Queens this Sunday, June 24 at 7pm at ComedySportz, we’re creating each other as Dungeons & Drag Queens characters.
Race: fire elf
Class: Jewish Priestess
Items:cloak of disguise- hides the fact that she has a beard with a +3
Mace of jewishness: 1d8 damage +2. with each successful strike, gain the chance to haggle more damage.
Spells: Detect boners- reveals creatures, spells, or objects’ boners with in a 25 foot radius
Protection against bitches- protects party against smack talking bitches for 1d8 rounds