By 
Friends, lovers, patriots, the windy city is being attacked! I am at work, hiding under my desk.
This logic is flawless!
I have been hearing sounds of Jets flying around Chicago. I fear for my life. Have I lived a life of regrets? Have I made mistakes? Its time for confession before I face my maker.
- I used to jerk of when Marc was in class freshman year of college. I knew his class schedule.
- I may or may have not caused a car crash speeding past a red light
- I still own Brian Wohl’s tie and copy of Vanilla Sky
This shit goes with me to the grave, Bwo!
- I was the National Honor Society President of my high school, yet cheated my way through Chemistry, Physics, and Astronomy.
- I never took Physics
- I have been wearing the same pair of socks for over a week now
- I have clogged many a toilets from using too much toilet paper
- I actually have a son that I threw into the Chicago River. I fear that my son will avenge this distrust.
- I gave a poor person Monopoly money.
- I caused the Tet Offensive
- I own two copies of Indiana Jones and the Kingdom of the Crystal Skull
- I walked out of Solaris
- That last one I am actually okay with
