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Yeah girl.

I’m back again with yet another trivial review of some mediocre fast food products.  Let’s get started shall we?!

Starting with the McDonald’s BBQ Chicken Snack Wrap (fried)

A chicken strip wrapped with lettuce, BBQ sauce and taco bell cheese in a tortilla. OH YEAH!

A chicken strip wrapped with lettuce, BBQ sauce and taco bell cheese in a tortilla. OH YEAH!

The chicken strips here actually aren’t awful.  But if you want to know how to ruin them, just add awful lettuce and cheese into the mix.  I would rather just have a chicken strip with BBQ sauce in a tortilla.  Actually, I would just rather have the chicken strip on its own.  Of course, then I guess I should just order the chicken strips… But I didn’t want to spend 5 bucks on average chicken strips!  Hardees has such good chicken strips! Remember!?

ahh. oh well.

I guess it just gets the old Keith favorite rating.

2 out of 4 of our ComedySportz Show poster for our Comedy Sportz Run.  Yes! There WILL be an awesome show this Sunday!

Wow! Sounds like fun!

Anyway, back to garbage.

Introducing Burger King’s… Tacos?

Yes. It looks repulsive... I ate two.

You know those little mini tacos that high schools and colleges have? You know, those ones that are just folded tortilla chips with seasoned meat paste inside?  Ok.  Well, that’s exactly what this is.

Except bigger.

…And they try to sprinkle lettuce and what looks like half a slice of american cheese after it is deep fried.

A guy in the BK shouted that it was worth getting after I confusedly said “Burger King has taco’s? Should I get them?” to Tinz and Cloud who were with me last Sunday as we were headed to one of our amazing ComedySportz shows. (Sunday nights at 7 at ComedySportzChicago)

They weren’t good (I say “they” because they came in a set of 2 for $1.30ish) but they weren’t as bad as they looked.  If you like those shitty mini tacos, you will like these.

2 out of 4 extremely dumb Keith faces.

…car rides get boring.

One more.  Burger King’s Value Menu Rodeo Cheeseburger.

Tinz laughed as I took this unappetizing picture.

Ok, so, this Burger King trip comes with a lesson.  Don’t exclaim “Yee-Haw” when the large, unhappy black woman working at Burger King calls out your order.  I did, and she gave me a look like she seriously considered not giving me my food.  I quickly tried to explain myself.

Me: “You know, like a cowboy? I said yee-haw because it’s a rodeo cheese burger.”

Lady: “…Oh-Kay.”

Upon receiving my food, Tinz, Cloud and I exchanged “This is going great!” looks and headed out the door.

How was the burger? Not great.  But it was only like $1.20, so it was an ok price to pay.  Was it anything better than average? No.  Was it any tastier than the other food items in this post?

No. 2 out of 4 more dumb faces.  Faces you could see at this week’s Missed Connections Octavarius Show!

Why aren’t the ladies lining up?

End.