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I am not gonna lie to you, peeps…but I hate Nova Scotia. I was thinking about fish on my morning commute and it occured to me that I HATE THIS PLACE!!!
Who is this loss?
I mean look at this island! Its about the size of my index finger! I mean, how could something the size of my index finger expect to have respect?
Nova Scotia's trump tower? More like stump tower!
What gives Nova Scotia the right to think it can have a light house? Are they really expecting visitors? This is really the tower of shame for a shameful little island.
Nova Scotians are sharks!!!
Upon google-imaging Nova Scotia, this picture was the third to come up. Thus, I can safely assume that all Nova Scotians (hereby known as Scotums) are all sharks! These flesh eating citizens demand my respect, to which I retun to them…. my middle finger.
Peace!
