This may come as a shock to some readers, but I love bad movies. In fact, most of us here at Octavarius HQ enjoy the occasional cheesy action film (Mikula worships them). In my opinion action movies haven’t been the same since the late 90’s. There was something so magical in the lack of accountability and logic that made a terrible film premise thrive and grow into a beautiful flower filled with one-liners. So it is with this sentiment in mind that I present the Battleship trailer:
I am reeeeeeaaaaaly torn on this thing. Part of me wants to see it because it looks RIDICULOUS. The other part of me wants to capture the man who green-lit this and hunt him for sport, mostly because this movie looks RIDICULOUS.
What say you, oh humble reader? Do you want to go see Battleship with me in May? Or should we just go see Avengers instead? Yeah Avengers is gonna be boss.