In honor of our upcoming Dungeons & Drag Queens show, we are creating ourselves as characters in the game. Here’s LP:



Race: Goddess of fuck your shit up, sir!

Class: Hands off the merchandise!

Strength: Secrets secrets are no fun, unless you tell everyone

Dexterity: That will cost you 10 big ones!

Constitution: I read it, I dont care for it though.

Intelligence: Smart enough to know that you do not have any other options tonight.

Wisdom: 16

Charisma: I put the F and U in flute.

Items: Magical chest full of dreams

Stop combat: Simple whisper +2 with each successful defense.

Spells: orders Chinese food a lot for energy and health.