In honor of our upcoming Dungeons & Drag Queens show, we are creating ourselves as characters in the game. Here’s LP:
Race: Goddess of fuck your shit up, sir!
Class: Hands off the merchandise!
Strength: Secrets secrets are no fun, unless you tell everyone
Dexterity: That will cost you 10 big ones!
Constitution: I read it, I dont care for it though.
Intelligence: Smart enough to know that you do not have any other options tonight.
Charisma: I put the F and U in flute.
Items: Magical chest full of dreams
Stop combat: Simple whisper +2 with each successful defense.
Spells: orders Chinese food a lot for energy and health.