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Do you often find yourself fighting against a man with metal hands to get that last seat on the train? Or have trouble trying to find a place to store you jet pack? Angry that you can’t test your top speed on the Aston Martin DB 5 on Lake Shore Drive? Did your wife die? Your first love? Do you like driving tanks? Do you have a watch that does more than just telling time? Do you like to combat ski? Did you set your alarm clock for 3 minutes instead of 6 and accidentally burn part of his face off? Are you really good at seducing women through Facebook poker? Then this might be right for you…
This Sunday, MI6 calls upon you to once again take up arms and protect Queen and country.
We have sent you directions and how to get tickets for opening night of A Hair Away from Disaster this Sunday at 7pm at the Cornservatory (4210 N Lincoln). There you will meet laughter, danger, and a really really good steak for 6 dollars at the bar afterwards.
It is a Bond themed improv show with the hilarious Neil and Lien and Boys Choir doing their missions.
If you dress like bond you’ll get in for $7.
