We here at Octavarius hate alcohol. We hate how delicious it is. We hate how it warms the bones on a chilly winter’s night. We hate how good it makes us feel. So you can imagine our disdain upon discovering that this week’s podcast question involves alcohol. Up to any challenge, we have gone to the darkest recesses of our minds to explore this subject.

DISCLAIMER: ALCOHOL IS A DANGEROUS AND POTENTIALLY FATAL SUBSTANCE THAT SHOULD NEVER BE CONSUMED WITHOUT PROPER KNOWLEDGE OF ITS EFFECTS OR THE USER’S PHYSICAL LIMITS. IT IS ILLEGAL FOR PERSONS UNDER THE AGE OF 21 TO CONSUME ALCOHOL. THIS LAW IS STRICTLY ENFORCED AND THE CRIMINALS INVOLVED ARE OFTEN PUNISHED BY DEATH. OTHERWISE, GO NUTS, DUDE!!!

Malort

A delicious six-pack of these, please!

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