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It’s raining outside….its been a long week…at least you are not this guy…
Let me lick you, baby!!!!
He is a D-Bag!
- doesn’t shower
- his name is Oswald Cobblepot (asshole name)
- bites a man’s nose!!
- owns tons of umbrellas, yet it doesn’t rain in gotham
- rides a big rubber ducky
- is played by Danny De Vito
- is cranky
- will not face the fact that he is an orphan
- does not have fingers
- is played by Danny De Vito
- Sure you have a thousand facebook friends, but they are all penguins…dick!
- steals children
- eats a cat!
- gets to hang out with Cat Woman (my first boner)
- eats raw fish
- pops his collar
- was going to model at Abercrombie and Fitch, but was deemed “too sexy”
- Scores points in hockey by throwing himself onto the ice and sliding at Mach 3 into the goal…then eats the goalie.
- is played by Danny De Vito
