Due to a new Constitutional Amendment “comedy” has been prohibited. So our usual hilarious comedy show will be replaced by a totally not funny lizard exposition. Those lizards will in no way be practicing comedy, enjoying comedy, or mentioning the word comedy. Especially not if you know any police officers.

So bring a picture of a lizard and get into the show for $7, instead of the usual $10.

Octavarius: Sneakeasy

Photo by Taryn Goodge