When this happened initially, I thought it was wildly funny.
Also, Bwo was online and LP was important enough to be at the top of the news feed! Way to go everybody!
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Congratulations, BWo. It’s a Smith.
This hasty post is a direct response to BWo’s earlier bout of nonsense.
If you clicked on the link above, you’d see that LP and LP would produce a super-unlikely baby. Using the same face-morphing website thing, I decided to conduct a similar experiment to create a much more likely baby.
Father
Mother
And here’s the lucky child, all growed-up!
Above: misfortune.
BWo has Knife-Edge chopped Tinz!
As it has been noted in a prior post, Tinz and I had a running bet for over 6 months that if I caught him sporting a bare chest. I had to say the words “I love you, I’m sorry.” (The same words Shawn Michaels uttered to Ric Flair before he ended Flair’s long and storied career) and chop Tinz in the chest. This past Thursday, July 2nd of 2010 we were with members of our alma mater, The Improv Mafia of Illinois State University, representing 6 different years of the group all in the same room. Tinz decided the time was right and signaled to everyone that the bet would end that night. Here is how it all came to an end:
The contract, drawn up by Marc Muszynski:
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Classic drinks, BWo style
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I very much enjoy making drinks. Finding a drink that fits my or another person’s mood or taste on a given night makes me feel good. It’s like cooking for someone, but with much less work, cleanup, and nearly instant gratification. So here are my favorite drinks to make:
A Classic Manhattan:
I love a good Manhattan [...]
One Eyebrowed BWO with Mythbusters, the Tinzflex, and Horse Skeleton on Mars
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For those who haven’t heard the space podcast, this picture might be a little overwhelming. I assure you that once you do listen, all of this will be cleared up.
A question you might be left asking, however, is “who could make such a picture?” I’m glad you asked.
Meet RJ Tortoriello.
RJ is a simple man with [...]
Tinz and BWo had a fun Saturday!
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Sometimes you get up and decide that today will be different from any other day. Tinz and I did that on Saturday, March 13th.
After having awesome breakfast and coffee, we headed straight to the Chicago Music Exchange to check out new bass guitars. Tinz needed a sweet bass to finally round out his amazing arsenal [...]
Funny Fonts!
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Tinz and I watched the documentary Helvetica and couldn’t help but notice the power of fonts. We then decided to experiment to find the funniest phrases for different fonts. We do this so that you don’t have to! Here ya go!
We’ve done it. More to come in the future…
Keith Accepts the Sleep Inn’s Challenge
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Tonight I am staying in a Sleep Inn in Kentucky. The room is fine, everything is perfectly up to standards, and they even offer a snackish free dinner! Unfortunately for me, at the time of the dinner I was too full of BBQ from hours before to eat. So, I made a plate of vegetables, [...]
An open letter of complaint to Senator Brian A. Wohl.
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The following complaint was created using Scott Pakin’s automatic complaint-letter generator, which is very amusing.
Parts of what follows below were actually painful to write. However, because of the ongoing misinformation campaigns launched by Sen. Brian A Wohl and his patsies I feel it is my duty to write this. Before examining the present situation, however, [...]
Bwo: RANSOM!!!
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(note: I tried typing this with blood, but I just soaked the computer)
Riddle me This, Riddle me that! Who is crying on the bathroom matt?
You Brian!!! HAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAAHHA BWWWWWWAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHA!!!
You want yout precious Tie back and your precious copy of Vanilla Sky?
Dont worry my little mark, its yours for the price of a 60 inch HD TV!
WARNING: [...]
