Blog Posts - Have you ever wanted to drive through Colorado from the comfort of your own home?! Well now you can!! Introducing, “The Colorado Driving Simulator” Enjoy, but be warned, Colorado roads are pretty BuMpY!!! If you enjoyed that, you might also...
Angry Republican Voicemail
Blog Posts - What you are about to hear are two voice mail messages that somehow slipped out into cyberspace. They are from an angry republican by the name of Nat Fliers. The messages were intended to only be heard by a democratic...
Chicago Life (4 a White Guy)
Blog Posts - Hey there everybody! Keith and Tinz would like to share a great song with you! This is just one of the great songs that’s on the Keith and Tinz album that can be purchased here
I am the HammerSlammer
Blog Posts - Let it be known to the masses that I, Keith “HammerSlammer” Habersberger, am the true HammerSlammer, and all others who claim themselves to be the HammerSlammer are nothing but petty impostors. “HammerSlammer Leave you Enamored Slam more hammers Than spam...
I am won the lottery!
Blog Posts - See you later, world! I am outta here! I won the lottery! Check out the under email I got!! UNITED NATIONS INTERNATIONAL LOTTERY PROMOTION PRIZE AWARD DEPARTMENT. WINNING NO: 8701/LPRC/ SIX BATCH NO: SA/10/FE TICKET No: FE08WCSA RE: WINNING NOTIFICATION...
The Feminist Movement
Blog Posts - Two summers ago, Keith and Tinz joined forces with Lisa (Cloud) Ridarelli to form the fake band, “The Feminist Movement.” The band was cockney and from San Francisco. Anyway, we wrote some fake jingles for some fake products for some...
I Have Been Living a Lie.
Blog Posts - Ladies and gentlemen of the world, I regret to inform you all of a horrible activity that has gone on for too long. I have been in a position of power that I have not deserved to be in for...
Keith and Tinz have an album!
Blog Posts - A couple weeks ago Octavarius members Keith and Tinz (the two main components in the band “Keith and Tinz”) released an album! The album is only $6.99 and is available here If you would like to preview some of the...
They’re at it again.
Blog Posts - This is from a real newspaper that I saw in a gas station in Missouri. I like to imagine that something like what happens in “Angels in the Outfield” is happening in this small town. Only with demons. and basketball.
