This is a poem comprised of words on scraps of paper and recipts that litter my desk.

July 3, 2009

Once per month

Take more interest in your goals.

Find anyone.

Follow all directions, a visit can be hazardous.

Do not use excessive force to make connections.

Alcohol, gift cards, lottery, and tobacco products must be present,

this is non-negotiable.

Do not run through doorways (indoor use only).

talk to a guest (must be of legal age) set a date, instantly win!

(restrictions and limitations apply to benefits)

failure to do so will result in loss or failure of your instrument.

probably.