By Sharc on May 30, 2009

This Cylon Dating Quiz informed me that there’s a 46% chance I am dating a cylon.  When I first found the link, I thought it was funny.  But as the minutes passed since I took the quiz, I’ve become more and more paranoid.

What about last weekend, when she asked to “see my big defense mainframe.”  I thought it was all harmless bedroom chatter at the time.

This quiz is for you if you’re dating someone who has ever:

  • Glowed red anywhere on their body
  • Plugged directly into their computer
  • Survived the vacuum of space
  • Often hummed “All Along the Watchtower”
  • Had 12,000,000 identical siblings