(note: I tried typing this with blood, but I just soaked the computer)

Riddle me This, Riddle me that! Who is crying on the bathroom matt?

You Brian!!! HAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAAHHA BWWWWWWAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHA!!!

You want yout precious Tie back and your precious copy of Vanilla Sky?

your DVD is in pain, Bwo, help it....

your DVD is in pain, Bwo, help it....

Dont worry my little mark,  its yours for the  price of  a 60 inch HD TV!

WARNING: If you attempt to enter my apartment to steal your stuff…this will happen.