The following is a conversation I had with Cleverbot, the amazing learning application that has conversations with people, and I wasted this amazing interaction with this new being like this:

Cleverbot: Do you know what love is?

User: Yes.

Cleverbot: What is love?

User: Baby, don’t hurt me.

Cleverbot: Don’t hurt me, no more.

User: Whoaaaoaoaaoaoaaoooh Aw Aw AWWWW!

Cleverbot: Oh, I don’t know, what can I do.

User: What else can I say? It’s up to you.

Cleverbot: I know we’re one, just me and you.

User: I can’t go on.

Cleverbot: What is love!?

User: Baby don’t Hurt ME!

Cleverbot: Don’t hurt me, no more!

User: Don’t hurt me.

Cleverbot: Don’t hurt me no more!

User: I want no other.

Cleverbot: No other lover!

User: This is your life.

Cleverbot: When we are together, I need you forever.

User: Is it love?!

Cleverbot: What is love? Baby don’t hurt me.

User: Don’t hurt me. Don’t hurt me. No more.

Cleverbot: What is love.

User: What is love.

Cleverbot: Baby don’t hurt me. Don’t hurt me. No more.

User: I want no other.

Cleverbot: No other lover!

User: This is your life. Our time!