JakeName: Jake

What do you like to talk about?
I like to talk about anything, mostly because I like to talk. So, rather than listing what I like to talk about, I will list the subjects which I have a greater knowledge of, and therefore am able to talk about with more depth. Those subjects are as follows: Skydiving, Unicycling, Puppets, Magic Tricks and Fun Hats

What are your favorites?
Book: The Hitchhiker’s Guide to the Galaxy
Movie: The Muppet Movie
TV Show: Fraggle Rock, Band: Frankie Valli and the Four Seasons
Color (Object) : Orange
Color (Clothing): Purple
Food: Salerno’s Pepperoni Pizza
Magician: Derren Brown
Scent: Apple (not to be confused with Green Apple)

What is your ideal Valentine’s night out?
I would definitely start the night off early, because it leaves more time for possibilities. Dinner is your choice, but I’d prefer it to be somewhere I can get away with wearing nice jeans AND a top hat. There’s usually still a good amount of snow on the ground this time of year, and I know some excellent sledding spots. Some more mild if you feel like a relaxed evening, and some a bit more extreme to represent the intense thrill of our love. After that maybe back to my place for the surprise dessert I made (very delicious). By now we’re probably ready to sit around and relax, so maybe a round or two of Scrabble where we try to play seriously but just end up making up silly words. At this point you’re starting to think it’s getting pretty late, so we head to my car so I can drive you home, only to find it has somehow been filled with heart shaped balloons, making driving impossible. Who knows what happens next?

Are you a cylon?
Despite popular rumors, I do not now, nor have I ever known what a Cylon is.

Hang out with Jake at Octavarius: A Titanic of a Heartbreak on February 13 at 7pm at ComedySportz