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Hi, my name’s LP and I’m a bad person.
Introduction: Check.
LP rules!
Recently in my life, without much success, I’ve been trying to be a better person. Waking up early, cleaning my room, doing laundry, not drinking straight from the carton/bottle, cooking my own food, getting outside, and not smoking so much. I think some people call it “being an adult” and for the most part, I’ve been doing ok.
Today is: Fuck that.
That boy ain't right...
Today will be my day of slothful sin (till I have to go to work, where it’s nothing but various other types of sin). I’m going to stay in bed all day till shower time (naked time), and play video games.
My bed is a mattress on the floor, because I'm so fuckin' indie.
I’ll probably smoke a few packs of cigarettes too.
Yes, Marlboro Mediums...you ARE special.
Drink straight from the bottle of Orange Juice.
All my posts will involve me taking pictures of what's in my fridge. You're welcome.
Drink a whole energy drink for no reason.
Monster = Rawr!
And get completely shit-canned before I go to work.
We here at Octavarius have decided that Grolsch sounds A LOT like a Pokemon. I choose you, Grolsch!
So far, it has been a wonderful day and tomorrow I will go back to trying to better myself. Kinda.
In the most awesome way possible,
LP
