Hey Fast Food Friends!  You read the title right, this week I tackled the infamous Wendy’s Baconator!  I also ate some other stuff from Wendy’s and Arby’s!  Oddly enough, this isn’t my firstI also went to Chick-Fil-A.  That will be the last thing in this post.  I guess.

Let us waste no more time.

Wendy’s Baconator Double!

Cause if I'm having something called a "Baconator," I better make sure I get it as the double.

I thought this would be overpowering in the grease department (much like the triple, non-baconator burger) but it actually wasn’t!  In fact, dare I say it, it was good.  Well, I guess of course it was good.  Cheese, bacon, beef, mayo, buttered bread, and not a vegetable in sight?  Awesome.

Probably the best thing, was that Wendy’s delivers what it advertises: Crisp Bacon!  It was perfectly cooked.  Quite delicious.  Get it.

I’m gonna go ahead and give it a rating I rarely give away.  A 4 out of 4 dead jellyfish! YEAH!

I bet you’re asking yourself, “But Keith, what was your side dish to such an extravagant burger?!”

Well I’ll tell you.  I had the Wendy’s Baked Potato with Sour Cream and Chives.

This picture is post-sourcreamed. Where are the Chives? Great question!

WHAT THE DICK!? There were NO chives on my baked potato! It’s part of the title of the item! What’s the deal Wendy’s?! I even said over the intercom “Baked potato with sour cream and CHIVES!”  I don’t get it.  I just wanted chives.

Ugh.  I’m not even going to review this because it barely counts.  It was an average potato.

*Sigh* fine.  2 out of 4 pictures of me in a black fleece half zip pullover.  In the bathroom for some reason.

Now on to Arby’s! Introducing Arby’s Chicken Bacon and Swiss Sandwich!

I didn't get enough bacon apparently. Yes. I had the baconator and this in the same day.

I enjoyed this a good deal, but I don’t think it was any better than any other chicken sandwich on the fast food circuit.  It was way better than I thought it would be though, and I would highly recommend it to someone who is at Arby’s.  Especially over that roast beef.  It just isn’t real.  I eat it too, but this is so much better.

I’ll say it was definitely worth 3 out of 4 Mermaid people pictures.  Weird right?

And what was my side? Curly fries? NOPE! IT WAS SOME WEIRD THINGY’S

Introducing Arby’s Loaded Potato bites with ranch dipping sauce.

triangles are food

I was both excited and skeptical about these deep fried triangle treats, and I must say, I am very conflicted on how I feel about these.  Upon eating the first, I was thrilled.  They tasted like loaded baked potatoes with more fat! AWESOME! But then the second was just like, “Good!”  With the third, I had an overwhelming feeling of, “Oh… ok.”  The fourth, however, left me feeling like garbage.  There was a fifth, and I choked it down, but I wasn’t happy about it.

I think that they were just too rich tasting.  Too fattening for my body to enjoy after about 6 strips of bacon, two beef patties, one fried chicken breast, and tons of sour cream.  What a rough tuesday it was.

I am going to settle on 2 out of 4 pictures of my older brother, Brian.

Now onto my last piece of fast food for this quest.

Chick-fil-A’s Chicken Sandwich Deluxe.

it... looks... perfect...

Yum! What a chicken sandwich! Crispy, juicy, inspiring.  Gosh, Chick-fil-a really has their shit together.

But what makes this sandwich so extraordinary? The secret sauce that they fail to display that they have.

I was trying to give a thumbs up or something I think.

This stuff is so good.  If you haven’t had it, head to the closest Chick-fil-A (which may actually be states away from you) immediately and order chicken (ANY KIND OF CHICKEN!) and eat said chicken with this sauce.  It is sooooooo good.  You will be so happy you did.

I give this fine piece of fast foodery 4 out of 4

BaZING!