Back again with another installment of my Fast Food Quest!  Today I will review four items off of the Sonic value menu.

Let’s begin with… the corndog!

yup, that's what a corn dog looks like.

It tasted like your standard inexpensive corn dog from a grocery store, but since it is actually fried, it isn’t bad.  It’s a nice dollar item.

I give it, 2 out of 4 fake fat eagles

Next up, the junior sonic burger!

Om nom nom? yeah, why not.

Honestly, this was probably the best of the four.  It tasted exactly like a whopper junior, but was the slightest bit bigger, and the bun is a little tastier (rather, is lightly toasted with butter.  awesome.)

For the dollar?  Totally a 3 out of 4 gas station wizards

Third, I ate the grilled cheese sandwich.

I should be a hand model for average food.

It was a grilled cheese.  No better or worse than the one your mom or dad made for you as a kid.  Worth the dollar?  heavens no.  Its bread and cheese.

It’s a solid 2 out of 4 Banana Keiths

I saved what I thought would be the best for last.  “A chicken strip sandwich!” I thought.  “Only $1.19? Hell Yes!”

this looks like a steal for a buck and some change. But, no, it's worth exactly a dollar.

I shit you not, it is a McChicken.  It couldn’t have tasted more like a McChicken if it tried.  The downside though, is that these strips were much harder to chew through than a McChicken.  I found my jaw getting pretty tired as I worked my way through this joke of a sandwich.  It would probably be better to just get some honey mustard and eat the chicken strips sans bread, lettuce, and McDonald’s brand mayo.

1 out of 4 Demons.  I was so disappointed.

Also, I ate all of these things in one sitting, so I felt pretty terrible.  I always go to sonic with high spirits, and then leave feeling like I just ate a buffet of raw garbage.  Oh well.  At least I only have 20 or so more items to eat from here.  Not counting the barrage of dumb drinks I’ll have to consume.