Grandpa Factory, the wisest and most ornery of the groups competing for control of Octavarius, has made some pretty serious threats that involve baby food. Anyone who stands in their way will get a earful of their war stories and a smack from their canes.

If your mantra is “Age before beauty,” then make a promotional sign and come support your heroes, Grandpa Factory, this Sunday at 7pm at ComedySportz (929 W Belmont). Let us know on Facebook if you’re coming!