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First off Dads, good job. I’m sure it’s not easy. I know I didn’t make it easy on my Dad. Luckily, since my days of sister tormenting and curfew defying are over, I can look back and try to appreciate the good fathering I received.
What is everyone doing for Father’s Day? If anything at all?
Seriously, this was the first result in a Google image search for "Celebratism"
But I am not only celebrating as a son today, but also as a devout Celebratist. This is not to be confused with Celebritists, who celebrate celebrities, or Celebitists, who celebrate themselves a lot, but is in fact a fake religion that celebrates celebrating.
Why? Because it means more celebrating.
Celebratism has three tenants:
- Celebratism is definitely nothing like Celebitism.
- Celebrate every holiday, especially those that call for days off work.
- Everyone who joins is a High Priest/Priestess of Celebratism.
We’ll be taking fake converts at the end of this post.
As a High Priest of Celebratism, I am honored to celebrate today with all of you fathers out there. Keep up the good work.
