Marc has been on his Canada vacation since Wednesday. I am leaving tomorrow morning to go to Virginia for my vacation, which I will be on for a week. I am determined to find wi-fi throughout the east coast so I can brag about how much better it is to be in an original colony than to be in a country that’s way too big for its own good. I also plan on leaving a whole bunch of Octavarius cards around so we potentially gain a contingent of Virginian fans for no reason. Goodbye for now, Illinois! Suck it, Marc!

I assume Virginia is absolutely littered with signs declaring itself. Win!

I assume Virginia is absolutely littered with signs declaring itself. Win!