Today I tried to contact Nerf to share our silly Gunball game.  Here is my conversation.

Awww Horse Boners.

Susan: Welcome to Hasbro CHAT, this is Susan, how may I help you today?

Keith Habersberger: Hi Susan!

Keith Habersberger: I have a weird inquiry.

Susan: Hi Keith! How can I help you today?

Keith Habersberger: My friends and I have invented a game using Nerf Mavericks

Keith Habersberger: and I wanted to share it with Nerf

Keith Habersberger: But I don’t know who to email

Susan: Regrettably, we do not accept suggestions or ideas. However, I can send you a toy brokers list.

Keith Habersberger: oh, i don’t want to sell it

Keith Habersberger: I just wanted to let you all see it

Susan: We do not accept outside ideas or suggestions for any of our products. Is there anything else I can help you with today?

Keith Habersberger: Nope I guess not.

Susan: Thank you for contacting Hasbro Customer Service! Have a nice day!

Keith Habersberger: Thanks robo Susan!

Got her.

Dang though.  AmIRight.