Yippie Ki-yay??

Blog Posts - What the hell!?

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Yippie Ki-yay??

The Worst Jedi in the World

Blog Posts - Master Jedi Ho Gasm at work.  Maybe he needs to head back the academy. (I wanted to embed a YouTube video here, but it seems that only administrators can use embed functions with WordPress.  If that’s the case, that’s friggin...

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The Worst Jedi in the World

The Dip You Will Never Know

Blog Posts - Tonight I wrote out a very funny, very delicious recipe for the wonderful dip/sauce I came up with today. But right as I finished, the web page did that thing where it goes back and then you lose everything you...

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The Dip You Will Never Know

Dear Castellvi…

Blog Posts - …don’t drink those beers. They’ve been sitting in our fridge for months (literally) and although I still can’t tell you why, I can tell you this: Don’t drink those beers. You know…these What about the other side of the six...

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Dear Castellvi…

Suck on my gold, former 8th grade bullies!

Blog Posts - (feel free to listen to this song of victory as you read this post) Dear Dave Wiskerik: That’s right! You heard me. I am awesome. Back in the 8th grade, I was mocked like a three legged child in a...

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Suck on my gold, former 8th grade bullies!

Emma Watson is adorable

Blog Posts - I know she’s younger, but this girl is just adorable. I wish we could sit together over tea and cake… oh no. Now we’re flying. Actually floating… over the tea and cake, now we’re flying. She’s cute, British, and can...

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Emma Watson is adorable

11 Tips for Getting More Efficiency Out of Women Employees (from 1943)

Blog Posts - This helpful article was written for the July 1943 issue of Transpostation Magazine, and was designed to help male supervisers make the adjustment to a female staff while their usual employees were off fighting WWII. It’s good to know we’ve...

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11 Tips for Getting More Efficiency Out of Women Employees (from 1943)

The Pizza-tini: a drink I tried so you don’t have to

Blog Posts - Last weekend, while testing the bar in our new apartment, I asked my roommates, “Hey, do you guys think it’d taste good if I made a pizza drink?” They all said, “No!” They said, “No” so emphatically that I decided...

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The Pizza-tini: a drink I tried so you don’t have to

New Laws that go into effect upon my taking over the world

Blog Posts - lets face it.  its GOING to happen.  the real question is what do i do first?  here is a short list of what shit would change and quick. 1.  Gladiatorial events.  They’re back!  But this time I’m not gonna watch...

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New Laws that go into effect upon my taking over the world

Its fun to watch white people be gangsta.

Blog Posts - Remember Dynamite Hack?  Me niether.  I have a fucking life.  But apparently they are a band that has been around since 1997 and topped the Billboard Modern Rock Tracks charts in 2000  with this song.  i stumbled onto this song...

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Its fun to watch white people be gangsta.
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