Dear viewer and/or listener,

I know the past few months have been really great. We’ve had a lot of fun times, and I wouldn’t trade any of that for the world. I love your parents and all of your family, and I’m glad that they seem to like me. You’ve taken me on some GREAT trips, and I’ll remember those times forever. So I don’t want you to take this the wrong way. It’s just…I don’t know if I feel the same way about you as I did when you first started listening to the podcast.

When you first started listening, you were always so attentive. You’d submit a podcast question nearly every week to info@octavarius.com, and it made me feel special. You’d laugh at my jokes, listen to my stories, and you seemed so genuinely interested in our shitty fake advertisements. Now you’ve been skipping around to the good parts, you can’t remember the last few Marc: Sad Sack stories that I’ve told you, and I know that you’ve started listening to other podcasts. So maybe…maybe it would be for the best if I started seeing other listeners for a while.

Hey. Come on, don’t cry. I know it hurts. It hurts me too. I’m not saying I won’t be there forever. Maybe by next Monday or so I’ll think things over and I’ll have changed my mind. But until then…you’ll just have to listen to the podcast on breakups.

I’ll always remember you. And we’ll always remember our song.

(Scroll just below our song to stream or download the podcast.)