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Quiet, Zookeeper! Project Runway is on.
Michal Grzes, a Polish city concilor was outraged last weekend, by the Poznan Zoo’s acquisition of Ninio, a 10 year old gay Elephant.
We didn’t pay 37 million zlotys ($11 million) for the largest elephant house in Europe to have a gay elephant live there,
We were supposed to have a herd, but as Ninio prefers male friends over females how will he produce offspring?
I want to meet Michal Grzes’s aide, or whoever told him this was a worthy cause.
As it turns out, Ninio might not even be sexual one way or the other yet. It takes elephants 14 years before they’ve even reached sexual maturity. According to Zookeepers, he prefers male friends. Which sounds a lot like me when I was 10 and lived in a Polish zoo.
