The Greatest Gift of All…

Unlike a lot of people, I don’t get too excited for the gifting part of Christmas. I’m not claiming some moral high ground above commercialism, I’m just impossible to shop for. Over the years I’ve seen people make great efforts to find me the perfect gift, but it’s just never quite right. Never, until now.

For Christmas this year, the lady I love hand knitted me this…

Yes, that is what it looks like. It’s a Boner Warmer and it’s Amazing. To top it all off, the lady that made it for me is exceedingly classy, and has yet to actually see my boner, yet it fits me perfectly. It’s snug enough to do its job, yet loose enough to be entirely comfortable. Most importantly, it shows she cares about me AND my boner. I really don’t know what more to say, for it’s left me speechless. God bless us, every Boner.