As Keith has already pointed out in his post about infuriating things about Twitter, Stan Lee (the creator of many beloved Marvel superheros) is fucking insane. Now #ihaveaboner4 Stan Lee just as much as does any other guy who grew up on his characters, but the fact of the matter is that the man simply does not understand proper Twitter etiquette (or Twittiquette*). I have taken it upon myself to take the garbled nonsense ramblings of Stan Lee (or Stanlee**) and condense them into a single 140-character-or-less tweet that still gets across the general idea. You’re welcome.

(Reminder: Twitter feeds display the most recent tweets on top. If you insist on reading these tweets, start from the bottom of each and work your way up.)***

WHAT HE SAYS:

WHAT HE MEANS:

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Excelsior!

*Copyright 2010, Matt “Tinz” Herzau

**Not a real nickname, but it should be.

***I apologize for you having to look at that avatar picture twenty-three times.