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That is what I said when I opened my giant box to my brand new elliptical. I was skeptical when the sales clerk at Play It Again Sports said the elliptical would be easy to assemble, but I was so excited to buy an elliptical that I just accepted it would be a breeze… LIES! 
I have concluded America does not want me to work out. Luckily, I had a hero come and help me. Jeremy came to the rescue. It was not easy for him either…
After some beer, some laughs and 3 hours, we finally put the elliptical together.
Victory is mine!
For Chris’s take on exercise, see Hamster Wheel Technology: Can it Fix the Energy Crisis/Health Care?
