Blog Posts - Remember what websites looked like 12 years ago? Yeah, I don’t either, but that’s what’s great aboutthe internet, we don’t have to. There are a variety of sites devoted to archiving internet development, and it’s fun to go back and...
Mr. Perfect is simply Perfect
Blog Posts - The late, great, Mr. Perfect (Curt Henning) was one of my favorite wrestlers growing up. The best part about him was that he actually was that good at every sport. My favorite part about him was the ridiculous vignettes they...
UK furniture warehouse attempts world mattress dominos record
Blog Posts - I don’t know if you’ve been checking the news, but apparently there’s some sort of global recession going on right now. One consequence is that many employees sit around waiting for orders to roll in, like these fine blokes from...
G I Blows: Rise of the Cobra
Blog Posts - I got a bad feeling this ‘summer blockbuster.’ Now heading into the summer I was all about explosions and epic battles, however you can only take so much of the same as Michael Bay proved. But how can a man...
I Hate Creative Homeless People
Blog Posts - Homeless People. We all see them. Dirty, diseased, cracking their missing-toothed-grins at us as we walk to Starbucks to buy a latte with the five dollars our parents gave us. They need to get their shit together. Okay, that might...
Fake Pokemon Trailer Script
Blog Posts - Sweet Georgia Brown, it’s my first Octavarius post. And, as such, I decided to load up a script I wrote for a trailer for a fake Pokemon live-action movie. For some unknown reason (the Dark Knight) every studio is pushing...
The Harry Ellis D-Bag of the week (7/27-8/2)
Blog Posts - ……and we’re back with some hottie D-Bags! OHHHH!!! Let me hear you say “OOOOOOOOHHH”….. Now let me hear you say “MMMMMMMMMMMMMMMM” Check, check, let me hear you say “oooohh AHHHH uummmmm eeeehhhhhahahaheeememememmee” That’s right, you just might sound like the...
This marriage is off to a great start
Blog Posts - This was the wedding invitation: I hope for this girl’s sake that this is a joke, but there are pictures of the wedding here: Well this marriage is off to a good start
Laser Pointer fun
Blog Posts - Why is it that we can all think of a point in our lives where we all laughed at a laser pointer prank? Those that answered no, that ends today. Laser Pointer Dog Attack – Watch more Funny Videos Some...
Try the Douchebag Name Generator
Blog Posts - The Douchebag Name Generator asks you several important personal questions, and uses that information to figure out what your name would be if you were a douchebag. Questions include: First 3 letters of the street you grew up on Last...
