Blog Posts - This is it guys. This is our chance to change the type of people we are and blame it on nonsense! The zodialogical* world is on it’s head and none of it matters! If you haven’t heard, the zodiac signs...
Sports Are Soooooooo Gay
Blog Posts - A big reason I love reeeaaalllyy liberal cities is because they’re the only places gay people are allowed to be boring, real people. In smaller towns and rural areas, us straights have relegated “gay-friendly” places to be pretty much solely...
Duck Tales Theme Song in 10 Different Languages
Blog Posts - While at work I heard this familiar melody blasting from down the hall. But the words didn’t sound familiar at all. That’s because I don’t speak Finnish. But many lovers of the show Duck Tales do, so they created a...
Being hated: The best way to get a hot girlfriend.
Blog Posts - I’ve been working on this theory for a while now and I’m pretty sure I got it all figured out. Case #1 Salmon Rushdie Padma Lakshmi is the trophy host of Top Chef on Bravo. I’m pretty sure she came...
Our 50th Podcast!
Blog Posts - Congratulations, everyone! We did it! We made it to 50 podcasts! Octavarius (and special guest Logan) spend the big five-oh talking about the future. More specifically we’re talking about what the future will be like when we’re all fifty years...
Octavarius Sings “Bear Down Chicago Bears”
Humorous Videos - We will never forget the way the Bears thrilled the nation with their T formation, and that is why we sing “Bear Down” after every touchdown. Enjoy!
Lauren’s secret lady crush
Blog Posts - Hello World, A while back Cloud posted an awesome post about her secret lady crush on Jillian Michaels read here. Well now, I have a secret lady crush to admit to. I was sick this past week and obviously that lead to...
Robert’s reunion with a special friend
Blog Posts - This is an old video I shot (crappily) of a pizza delivery misadventure we had while invading Tennesse. Plus it features, the Robert Hughes “Southerner of the Week” award winning, Robert Hughes! Enjoy!
The Girl With the Dragon Tattoo: A Sandwich Retrospective
Blog Posts - Yesterday I finished Stieg Larsson’s book, The Girl With the Dragon Tattoo. While I enjoyed the book, it was about halfway through that I realized something very peculiar about the main characters: they eat a lot of goddamn sandwiches. I...
Highlights from Octavarius: So Nefarious
Blog Posts - This short promo was edited by our very own, Keith Habersberger. For those who were at every show and those that have yet to see the group live, here is a taste of what we do. Octavarius: So Nefarious from...
