Garfield the Menace
Blog Posts - I thought this would be funny. You can be the judge. Garfield the Menace It’s dumb that I made this.
Attention! Britney Spears Not Dead!
Blog Posts - I know a lot of people out there have recently been mislead to believe that the once heartthrob turned sex diva, Britney Spears, has died. Let me quell this rumor now! Brittany Spears is not actually dead. I know that...
Zebra
Blog Posts - ZEBRA! What a sad excuse for a horse.
The Great Wall of China? Not So Great I Say!
Blog Posts - A lot of “people” out there seem to think that the big structure in China is a “Great Wall.” But to those people I would like to say, “You are dumb.” Let’s think about walls for a second ok? Walls...
It’s Spooky Time
Blog Posts - Welcome everyone to the time of year when everywhere becomes spooky!Regular chairs become spooky chairs! Ordinary doors have spooky caution tape! Regular empty stores become spooky stores! In honor of spooky month, I will now give you the first spooky...
Keith Accepts the Sleep Inn’s Challenge
Blog Posts - Tonight I am staying in a Sleep Inn in Kentucky. The room is fine, everything is perfectly up to standards, and they even offer a snackish free dinner! Unfortunately for me, at the time of the dinner I was too...
What ever happened to dance?
Blog Posts - Recently I watched Blues Brothers and when it got to the Ray Charles scene, I noticed that the dancing in that song is awesome! All the old dance moves! All the fun! Hooray! To refresh your memory of how much...
Allow me to introduce to you, Morning Musume!
Blog Posts - While staying in Georgetown, KY, I surfed the 24 channels our Fairfield Inn provided to find a channel entirely in Japanese. It was some sort of live performance show and the main act was a group of many brown haired...
What Duluth, Minnesota has to offer
Blog Posts - Currently I am traveling with Mission IMPROVable performing at colleges and seeing the country. While some stops provide little entertainment, Duluth has two things that entertained me beyond compare: teenage punks with babies and the best breakfast I have ever...
