By Sharc on April 27, 2009

I recently discovered the site Texts From Last Night, and these are some more gems.

703): i just woke up in a strange room and the first thing i saw was a chewbacca mask… wtf

(717): You can spell. I can kill people with no remorse. We all have our skills.

(908): i may or may not have been spotted by tourists while getting head in the vicinity of the jefferson memorial