By Sharc on April 25, 2009

Special thanks to Brian Hurwitz from Claymore Productions for sharing this.

This site delivers exactly what its name implies.  The texts are submitted and posted by real humans who I assume actually said these things.

For a long time scholars have been bemoaning the death of language through texting and the internet.  To that I say, “u guyz suk”

(561): Saw a dead body on the way to the casino. I think that’s a good sign.

(972): Remember that sex scene from American Psycho?
(469): Ya, why?
(972): We should try that some time.

(718): There’s a dildo in the cheerios box here…

(617): I can’t watch pbs sober anymore

texts from last night.