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These are some excellent Hollywood Squares quotes from way back in the day, before Millionaire and the scripted banter between host and contestants. I always hear how smutty the next youngest generation is, but the older I get, the less I agree. Younger generations don’t seem to be any dirtier, just less clever about it.
Q. When a couple have a baby, who is responsible for its sex?
A. Charley Weaver: I’ll lend him the car, the rest is up to him
Q. According to Ann Landers, is there anything wrong with getting into the habit of kissing a lot of people?
A. Charley Weaver: It got me out of the army.
Q. It is considered in bad taste to discuss two subjects at nudist camps. One is politics, what is the other?
A. Paul Lynde: Tape measures.
Q. According to Cosmopolitan, if you meet a stranger at a party and you think that he is attractive, is it okay to come out and ask him if he’s married?
A.. Rose Marie: No wait until morning.
There’s a bunch more good ones in Back When Game Shows Were Funny, Not Scripted.
