We can haz something stupid.

Several minutes ago, BWo, LP, Castellvi, and I were debating the age old question: Who would you rather keep as a pet – Dunston (the orangutan, obviously) or Andre (the seal, obviously)? This led to  (rather asinine) discussion of whether or not seals needed to live in water to survive. (After all, if a seal needed a constant body of water near it, this would be a major disadvantage of keeping a pet seal around.) I’ll skip a few details, but the argument ended in me posing the question to Wikianswers.com in a way that says we’re assholes who don’t care about the answer nearly as much as how funny our question is:

As of the time of this post, I have yet to receive an answer.

EDIT: After careful review of this post, I can say without a doubt that it is one of the most pointless things on the website. But as long as you’re still reading this, who would you rather keep as a pet; Dunston or Andre? Feel free to comment and inspire more highly intelligent discussion.