Archaeologists discover ancient Michael Jackson bust, finally proving that his videos were, in fact, reenactments of history.

A bust of Egyptian Michael Jackson was discovered in the corner of the Field Museum’s Ancient Egypt exhibit earlier this week. Finally proving that his music videos were a window into Michael Jackson’s ability to travel through time.

Michael’s video for “Remember the Time” chronicles his infiltration of the Pharroh Nakh Ra’s palace and his budding relationship with the Pharroh’s wife, Kimiri. You can view said video here:

As you can see, this was further on in his career. Michael loved traveling through time. He took down an entire crime syndicate in his video “The Girl is Mine” and he gave the flappers something to dance about and nearly started a literal Zoot Suit Riot in “Smooth Criminal”.

In Michael’s early years he enjoyed time traveling to the future as evidenced in these photos:

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

I am very eager to find out what else he did and I implore all wealthy readers of this site to help fund these scientists to find out what other events in our HIStory were affected by the time-traveling King of Pop.