Why royalty should date me, instead of Anakin Skywalker

By Mikula+ in Articles at February 4, 2010 – 5:31 pm

Ladies, its me, M-I-K-U-L-A +! I was watching Attack of the Clones the other day, and SMACK it hit me, this burning question, why is Queen Amidala dating Anakin Skywalker!?

Queen, I present to you, the top reasons why you should date me, instead of Anakin Skywalker.

1.) He’s Mean. I am incredibly nice, caring, and soft!

No cuddling for this guy, just the thrust of death!

A great idea!!!

2.) He’s in horrible shape. I am sculpted like Michelangelo’s David.

BLARGH!

You can view me in Rome!

3. He chops his son’s hand off.  I love cats!

If he could do this to someone he loves, what could he do to someone who does not make good mac n' cheese?

El gato de amor!

Thanks you Queen, you may reach me in Chicago.

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6 Comments

  1. Keith
    February 4, 2010 at 6:00 pm | Permalink

    I enjoy this because it is put together with the skill set of a 5 year old.

  2. LP
    February 4, 2010 at 6:27 pm | Permalink

    This might be my favorite post ever.

  3. Timoney
    February 4, 2010 at 8:35 pm | Permalink

    ditto!

  4. Mikula+
    February 5, 2010 at 10:49 am | Permalink

    ladies love the thrust of death.

  5. Mashooganuh
    February 5, 2010 at 1:12 pm | Permalink

    I don’t know Nick. Anakin would defeat death to save me. Woul you do that?

  6. Mikula+
    February 5, 2010 at 5:04 pm | Permalink

    Marc…I would do in a lack of a heart beat.