Blog Posts - It’s been a while since I hit the “B-Ball Court” and fucked a bitch up…okay a long while. Like 3rd grade. I was the “Devil on Defense” back then, because no one would pass to me when we were on...
Chicago is being attacked!
Blog Posts - Friends, lovers, patriots, the windy city is being attacked! I am at work, hiding under my desk. I have been hearing sounds of Jets flying around Chicago. I fear for my life. Have I lived a life of regrets? Have...
The Harry Ellis D-Bag of the week! (8/2-8/9)
Blog Posts - It’s raining outside….its been a long week…at least you are not this guy… He is a D-Bag! doesn’t shower his name is Oswald Cobblepot (asshole name) bites a man’s nose!! owns tons of umbrellas, yet it doesn’t rain in gotham...
The Harry Ellis D-Bag of the week (7/27-8/2)
Blog Posts - ……and we’re back with some hottie D-Bags! OHHHH!!! Let me hear you say “OOOOOOOOHHH”….. Now let me hear you say “MMMMMMMMMMMMMMMM” Check, check, let me hear you say “oooohh AHHHH uummmmm eeeehhhhhahahaheeememememmee” That’s right, you just might sound like the...
YIPPIE KI YAY BUNNIES!!!
Blog Posts - Die Hard in 30 seconds…..
BIG RABBIT!!!!!!!!!
Blog Posts - …..and I want one.
The best movie trailer of all time
Blog Posts - I saw Bruno over the weekend, and this trailer was before the film. I laughed my ass off so hard that the entire movie theatre looked at me. This is art in its highest form. Coppola aint got shit on...
Three things that I hate on my commute
Blog Posts - Now, I hate going to work. I really do. We all do. If you like going to work you’re an asshole. Unless you love your job where you have flexible hours, eat bacon, and throw footballs around (Scotts…). For the...
The Harry Ellis D-Bag of the Week (July 13-19)
Blog Posts - Hello! Been a while, huh? Anyways, I have found the newest recruitment to team D-Bag, quarterbacked by Harry Ellis himself… The newest recruit. Mr. Shaman himself from a village in Temple of Doom. According to the Indiana Jones wiki page,...
Happy CON AIR Day! July 14th!
Blog Posts - Today is the greatest of Holidays! We at Octavarius have been celebrating CON AIR Day before we became a company! Celebrating is easy: get together with friends, watch Con Air, cheer the awesome parts, laugh at the dumb ones, be...
